After long extensive research, I have come to the conclusion that an epidemic has swept the West Hollywood area.
Halitosis- N. the state or condition of having bad breath.
What I don’t understand is: if people go out to meet a potential mate, why wouldn’t you brush your teeth or have a piece of gum accessible. So everyone asked for blogs from Cinco de Mayo and to be honest it was quite uneventful. When you put me in a bar of all Latin music, nothing can break that blissful zone. Besides the lesbians dressed as Pancho Villa and being asked “if there are any specials” approximately 900 times, it was a quiet night. The one thing that worries me for the future of dating is the lack of concern for breath that smells like you just pooped out of your mouth. So on this day, I know everyone has been chowing down on Mexican food and washing it down with margaritas. We all know how well Mexican food settles in the stomach, so for me to be writing about your breath rather than your flatulence speaks volumes!!!! This situation puzzles me, as there are many solutions sold rather inexpensively at any corner store. Before you go out into public, where you will reflect how well of a job your parents did on raising you….
Mouthwash…
Floss….
Brush….
Maybe mouthwash again…
Brush again if you want to get crazy wild!!!!!!!!
As you leave the house…grab gum and mints to be fresh after you eat. I understand once you’ve hit the land of intoxication, all cares are thrown out of the window. We, at the bar, have found many interesting items left at the bar due to inebriation; purses, wallets, underwear, floss, sunglasses, retainers, phones, people…..yes!!! People!!! So I am positive that your breath is not your top priority! That night we found a girl passed out on the floor in the cabana. Where are her friends?? Who is she? She didn’t even know her own name…this being a whole other topic I will not address at this time…..hmmmmmm and as I was staring at her….I couldn’t stop obsessing about how bad her breath probably smelled!!! Yes, I will admit I have a problem with teeth, breath, and smells. If I had it my way I would probably brush my teeth about 100 times a day, but I humanly understand it is not healthy for my teeth! Hahahahaha! I could use this OCD tactic for the good of other’s lives and bring it to their attention of why they might still be single. I am so grateful for the bar in many ways. I have learned so many life lessons that are not taught in school or home. I am not at all saying I always have good breath…ask my boyfriend! Hahaha! He will attest to the fact that there are many times I need a breath mint! So beautiful people of West Hollywood I will provide of bowl of mints for you! Before you order, please place one in your mouth and I will give you whatever you want with a smile! Happy Cinco de Mayo!
I thought I was the only one! As being a former weho regular I know! walking out of any bar at last call with crowds of drunk people all of which are soooo drunk that the idea of personal space turns into in your face! ahhhhhh the teeth, the breath, not to mention strangers grabbing you!!!
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