To all my fellow bartenders…..
Let’s gather for a moment of silence…as it is May 5….uuuhummm Cinco de Mayo. Today is the dark day when all of society throws on their ponchos….straps their sombrero hats on….and commences to act like complete morons! I hate to break it to all of you…perrrrrrooooooo you’re NOT Mexican…nor do the Mexicans appreciate you trying to be with all of the insulting stereotypes! Actually, this Mexican is very amused by it so keep on playing…player!!!! As long as I do not have to make green beer….this girl is a happy camper…..I can pop coronas alllll night with a big fake smile on my face! J
WE should all gather on the corner of Santa Monica and Robertson blvd and initiate the largest prayer circle known to mankind. Dear Lord Jesus Christ son of God….please come to our aid tonight and grant us patience. For these souls have no idea what they’re doing! They actually know exactly what they’re doing….I started to see Facebook messages at 4am….happy cinco de drinko! I started to meditate and will be in meditation until I have to leave for work…as I need all the help I can get! HAHHA I’m sure the Mexican Army of 1862 are so grateful that all of their hard work is now referred to as cinco de drinko! To all who served in the Battle of Puebla…thank you for all of your sacrifice for the freedom of others!
To all of society who will be going out tonight: here are a few instructions as many of you have obviously not read my previous entries!!!
1. Do not scream at me!
2. Have your order ready!
3. There are no specials…unless you are at Fiesta Cantina!
4. Have your money ready….this is not an open bar!
5. I don’t care about your idiotic costumes…your friends are the only ones who care.
Now let’s have a great evening!!!!!! Let’s all have fun and make money!!!!! J Coming soon to a computer near you…..a new blog tomorrow! I have graciously received many blog requests about tonight, so I will be taking notes while I’m working! Happy Cinco de Mayo…please party safe!!!!!!
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