“You need Jesus”
As many of my friends and family know…I use this expression often and loosely. I am positive Jesus blushes with embarrassment every time it leaves my mouth, but honestly Jesus has a sense of humor as we all should. One of the first times I used this expression publicly was directed at 2 “raider fans” heading south on Citrus Avenue. According to my boyfriend, they apparently didn’t approve of his driving. We were not at NASCAR or Whittier Blvd., we were refueling at Starbucks before a family day at Mt. Baldy. To my surprise as I roll my window down to see what was going on, the middle finger of one of them greeted my impetuous eyes. As you could guess, their mouths also greeted my ears with wonderful names of me and Michael. I was in complete and utter shock as to what escalated in seconds over nothing. “Normal” people would have probably reacted differently but the only words that found their way out of my mouth was, “you need Jesus, a spanking, and therapy”. WHAT??!!!! Did I just say that? What does that even mean? Well I always have to dissect why I say certain things, why would I say this?
1. I currently hold resentment toward “raider fans” for ruining Dodger games for me and all of Los Angeles (don’t worry I’ll keep meditating on it). You cause unnecessary ruckus for no apparent reason. You throw food and drinks on people you do not know for the mere fact they are wearing “Giants” gear. You cuss and threaten when some families bring their children to Dodger Stadium just to enjoy a game. Can baseball fans just go and cheer for their team? If you want to act like that stay home. You are not doing any good services to our boys in blue, as they need all the help they can get right now. J
2. I cannot stand when people scream and yell at each other for no reason. I, in fact know Michael was driving well, because he was driving my car. I am notorious for checking his lane changes and speed while he is in my car. He loves this by the way; he tells me frequently how much he appreciates my backseat driving. J
3. On a serious note, WHY WHY WHY????? Why do we treat each other like this? I understand your displeasure if someone cuts you off or does something completely unacceptable, as I too have been on the angry receiving end of this. But people please wake up! Enough is enough! Just be Kind!
So, back to my embarrassing words to two men who probably thought I was the craziest b#$%H on this planet. When I say this expression, it can have numerous meanings. “Jesus” can represent whatever you believe in to be true. It doesn’t necessarily have to have religious undertones, but have the representation of something of a higher power that exemplifies goodness and respect. The majority of our society has no respect for one another. What happened to holding each other’s doors, saying hello, looking people in the eye and not at their Iphone, letting people in on the freeway, not acting like a jerk in your car, and put the middle finger away already…please!
“You need a spanking”….from your mother, father or anyone within arm’s reach of you!!!!
So I just experienced the UCLA viral video about Asians and all I can say is wow!!!!! If you have also seen it, you will be without words as well. Where do I start?! There are so many things I wanted to scream….who raised you?...Really UCLA you let “this “in….who did not spank you when you were little….have you been watching the news “poly sci” major…there was this little devastation called a TSUNAMI in Japan recently!!!!!!!! Please do not attempt representing how all Americans feel, as we do not feel the same sentiment as you! There are rude, inconsiderate, and disrespectful people in all colors!! Blonde girl from UCLA..YOU NEED JESUS and a SPANKING! I am positive the many comments you have received have not left out the fact that you could be a certain way because of your looks. Well, you just did the exact same thing to a group of people you don’t know. I encounter rude people every day from many different races and cultures. This is exactly my point….your mom, you mention “who raised you so well”, is hopefully quite embarrassed by your ignorant mouth. I hope she spanks you when she sees you and makes up for old time, as I’m sure the Beverly Center, Kitson , and all that bleach has absorbed into that brain of yours. PLEASE MTV, I’m begging you…do NOT give her a reality show…a book deal…or any money. We have enough of these people running around drunk and naked on television. On behalf of all Americans, please put your latte down, turn your computer off, and cancel your you tube account. Your entire rant was disgusting and embarrassing and you my dear are the reason many countries look at the United States with loathing hatred.
“You need therapy” ….quite frankly we all need therapy!
WE do we really do! This world would be a much better place!
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